Naomi is a senior at Whitman College in Walla Walla--a mere 4.5-hour drive from the booming metropolis of Woodinville. This year for the weekend between our birthdays, I loaded up my dad's blue Toyota Matrix (Lloyd) with every item of inclement weather garb in my closet, Bill Bryson's A Walk in the Woods burned onto five CDs, and a banana and embarked on the cross-state journey to the city so nice they named it twice.
We'd received generous monetary donations from various members of our family to treat ourselves to a nice birthday dinner. This birthday dinner received so much funding, however, that we were also able to indulge in pre-dinner birthday drinks at Jimgerman Bar in Waitsburg, birthday chocolates at Petits Noir Chocolate Boutique in Milton Freewater, Oregon, birthday gelato at the Walla Walla Patisserie, and a delicious birthday brunch at T. Maccarone's.
Monstrous eggs and veggies |
Monstrous french toast |
This here is probably our finest accomplishment of the weekend: A "finished" Friday NY Times Daily Crossword featuring such infuriatingly cryptic clues as "Ice cream eponym" (edy), "Glycerides, e.g." (esters), "Loud horn" (klaxon), "___ cat" (manx), "Prefix with biology" (exo), and "Spade mashie" (six iron), the last of which prompted the oft-shouted, "What the eff is a spade mashie?!" at such inopportune moments as during mealtimes, treks across campus, and immediately upon waking up in the morning. We were also displeased by the clue "Cooler" which we knew began with a P and was followed by two blanks. On the right side of the paper you can see my not-so-extensive list of potential three-letter words. Note that the only word missing--"pen"--was, of course, the answer. I'm sorry, but how is a cooler a pen?
We also shouldered the distinct burden of attempting a NY Magazine crossword whose clues were written by our 42nd president--the one and only Bill Clinton. Enraged by our inability to decipher the hints, we coined one of our most common battle cries of the weekend: "Screw you, Bill Clinton!" (The more subdued exclamation of frustration being, "Who voted for this guy?"
Overall, a wonderful weekend. I am so lucky to have a cousin who couldn't be more perfect if I had hand-picked her. I can't wait to see her again in March, and again after that in May when she graduates. Thank you for the perfect birthday, Cous Cous! I love you!
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