Who I Am

Hello. My name is Olivia. Already in my life I have been:

a line cook 
an Arabian dancer 
a painter
on a pig (and none too pleased about it)
a book critic
a sheep whisperer 
very, very hungry 
a crab
a bit damp
number one
gleeful
terrible at texting
Latrine from Robin Hood: Men in Tights
a Palin Bingo fanatic
a juvenile delinquent
a competitive rock stacker
a trout tamer
a scary aminal (and I do mean aminal)

I championed gender equality from an early age. Here I am explaining Heart of Darkness from a feminist perspective.


I live here:


I read a lot of books. I drink a lot of tea. I play the guitar, but not well.