Customer: I live in Winthrop, but I commute every day over the mountains. I don't think I can keep this up. I've started looking for jobs around here.
Me: Oh, well we're hiring!
Customer: Really? Do you know the hours?
Me: Yeah. Actually, it's my job.
Customer: Oh, are you going away to college?
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!
BAHAHAHAHAHA you'll be so glad when you're 80 and everyone is convinced you're only 55.
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